Sunday 6 October 2013

The FA Cup. Part 3.


Tuesday, 20th August 2013

 Extra Preliminary Round Replay

St Margaretsbury v Hoddesdon Town


The Recreation Ground

Stansted Abbotts

SG12 8EH

K.O. 7.45pm

Half time 2-1

Final score 4-1

1-0 Michael Cooper  13 mins

2-0 Ricky Light  43 mins

2-1 Jamie Brandon  45+3 mins

3-1 Brett O’Connor  53 mins

4-1 Tom Davis  80 mins

Attendance 116

Miles travelled approximately 10.

Well it came as quite a surprise when I realised that the replay was the following Tuesday (20th August ) and not a week on Tuesday (27th August) like normal. This threw up a big problem. I was on holiday with my 12 year old daughter, who hates football. On a positive at least we were on holiday down here and not in Cumbria.

My daughter has been to Wembley for England v Bulgaria, Team GB v Brazil (Female - Olympics 2012) and Japan v USA (Female Final Olympics 2012) also she’s been to The Millennium Stadium for Switzerland v Mexico and Team GB v Uruguay (Male - Olympics 2012) as well as Walsall v Aston Villa for the 125th Anniversary game in July.

I can truly say she’s given it her best shot. I can’t complain. I also can’t take her to see St Margaretsbury v Hoddesdon Town in a FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round Replay on a Tuesday night. Or can I?

“Can I go to the football please?” I asked my daughter. “Why?” She replied. I then explained what I was trying to do. “If it’s your dream then of course you should do it”, she replied. “I’ll stay at home and watch The Big Bang Theory”, she added.

We decided to do the game and make a whole day of it. We went to the cinema to watch “Planes” then we went off shopping, then Greggs before going to Ware Lido for some fun in the sun. It was stupidly hot and we suddenly started to feel dodgy. Proper dodgy. We decided it was best to go home early. As it turns out, it was the right call to make. We got home and crashed.

I woke up at 6.15pm. We staggered our way over to St Margaretsbury and I have to say we were feeling quite sorry for ourselves. The car park was rammed. We finally found somewhere to dump the car and made our way in.

What a fantastic looking place. The access point to the ground was via the Cricket pitch. It was a warm summers evening. The sun was setting. The Moon was rising. The birds were singing. The bugs were biting.

We made our way in. Richard was taking the money. “Have this one on me”, he said. WOW! What a gesture, I felt like this, http://youtu.be/i9SSOWORzw4 I introduced him to Anna. Programmes were bought and arrangements for picking up tickets were made.

We bumped into Gary Stock (St Margaretsbury Chairman) who asked if we’d got in OK. Hoddesdon Town staff came over and spoke to us. Everyone seemed very happy to see Anna and Myself and made us feel very welcome indeed.

As for the game it was good end to end stuff, but Mark Teasdale (Hoddesdon Town) got himself sent off on 23 minutes and basically it meant it was game over.

Just before half time this young lad walks up to me waves a pint glass full of money at me and says “Half time raffle”, “What do I win?” I asked. “Half the money”, replied a female voice from behind me. “WOW! That’s fantastic”, I said, “You said that without moving your lips… do you do any other tricks?” I guess you had to be there but it was funny.

But it wasn’t the funniest thing that happened that night, that award went to Hoddesdon’s keeper (Jayden Purdue) who on 80 minutes, for reasons known only to him decided to kick a St Margaretsbury player off the ball. The press wrote that he caught him on the follow through. I didn’t see it that way. Here’s how I saw it.

It's the second half. It's 3-1. Hoddesdon are down to ten men. It's nearing 80 minutes or more. The ball is pumped forward towards the Hoddesdon keeper, it’s a nothing ball, it’s lazy, it’s a waste, its giving the ball back to Hoddesdon.

As the ball rolls towards the Hoddesdon keeper, who's jogging towards the ball where he meets it near the edge of the box and puts his foot through it, a St Margaretsbury player doing what all good strikes should do, is chasing down the ball. He's never going to beat the keeper to it, but he's doing the right thing.

Got it? Good. We've all seen it a zillion times before, right. Except what happened next was simply the funniest thing I think I've ever seen at a footy match.

The keeper beats the advancing striker to the ball. Puts his foot through it. The ball sails down the pitch. The striker then runs past the keeper... who for a reason known only to him turns towards the striker and kicks him so hard he floored the advancing striker.

Such was the shock as to what the keeper did that no one questioned it. We all just stood around in complete shock then some of us started to laugh. It was about 4 to 5 seconds before someone shouted towards the Ref, shouldn't that be a foul...

The keeper just looked at the Ref and said "WHAT!?" before walking... Straight red.

After the game, we popped into the bar to say our thanks and goodbyes to everyone who made us feel so welcome.

It’s going to be a long two weeks before the next game.

Noggin xx

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